Jokes which I could not add to my Joke folder
Sardar: wht is the name of ur car?
lady:I forgot the name but it starts from 'T'
Sardr:oye,Kamal ki Gaddi he'Tea' se start hoti he, hamari to petrol se hoti hai.
Sardar:Kal jo Shampoo liya tha,us ka Free Gift do"
Shopkeepr:Us pe free gift nahi hai"
Sardar:pagal samja hai,uspe likha hai "Danddruff FREE..
1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?
Sardarji ladki dhek ne gaya,
aur ladki se pucha, ''Kitne padey ho?"
Ladki boli "B.A."
Sardar bola, "buddhu do akshar padi hai, wO bhi ulta....
Bhikhari : sab 1 rupia dedo...!
Saheb : kal aana..
bhikhari : saala ye kal kal ke chakkar me is colony me mere lakho rupaye fase pade hai..
lady:I forgot the name but it starts from 'T'
Sardr:oye,Kamal ki Gaddi he'Tea' se start hoti he, hamari to petrol se hoti hai.
Sardar:Kal jo Shampoo liya tha,us ka Free Gift do"
Shopkeepr:Us pe free gift nahi hai"
Sardar:pagal samja hai,uspe likha hai "Danddruff FREE..
1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?
Sardarji ladki dhek ne gaya,
aur ladki se pucha, ''Kitne padey ho?"
Ladki boli "B.A."
Sardar bola, "buddhu do akshar padi hai, wO bhi ulta....
Bhikhari : sab 1 rupia dedo...!
Saheb : kal aana..
bhikhari : saala ye kal kal ke chakkar me is colony me mere lakho rupaye fase pade hai..
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